vinegod:

Candy aisle …it’s Easter in my soul 💐🍭 by Katie Ryan

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dutchster:

antoinettemalificus:

jetblueivy:

drive thru employees
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definitely
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do not
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get paid
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enough
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for
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this
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shit
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they are sick of your nonsense
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I lost my fucking shit at the fish and scared the shit out of my cat!! I am crying!! 

are you kidding me things like are a very welcome relief to an otherwise boring shift of doing repetitive work

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nonomella:

my chinese students really love english profanity because they dont get in trouble for it

i try to just ignore it so they don’t get a reaction and keep using it

but today during a creative writing exercise, a character was arguing with a dragon, and the kids needed to decide what the character would yell

this one kid raises his hand and calmly submits his suggestion of “f*ck you, you foolish dragon motherf*cker”

i dont know its just 

its difficult not to react to that

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starbuckers:

What if all of our moms ran our blogs for a day

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“If I was sober, this would be so embarrassing”
— Resident to me after he forgot which side of the building he lives on  (via meatthedesk)

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loviely:

cuteys:

intricut:

awmygosh:

Cat audition for Sabrina the Teenage Witch for the role of Salem

i love this

new favorite photo

i really wonder which one won omg

does anyone realize that everyone in this photo is from the 1950s and Sabrina the Teenaged Witch came out in 1996?

loviely:

cuteys:

intricut:

awmygosh:

Cat audition for Sabrina the Teenage Witch for the role of Salem

i love this

new favorite photo

i really wonder which one won omg

does anyone realize that everyone in this photo is from the 1950s and Sabrina the Teenaged Witch came out in 1996?

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faebug:

when you try to push up your glasses but forget you took them off so you just kinda hit your face

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sh1re:

happy easter
sh1re:

happy easter
middle-earth-superwholockian:

theroguefeminist:

spaceberryfeminist:

morismako:

magdalenarivera:


I’d like to report a crime…


#[whispers] titties


#LET THE MAN WEAR A SHIRT THAT FITS #motorboat

this man has a face like sunshine and a torso like hellfire

this is poetry

motorboat 
middle-earth-superwholockian:

theroguefeminist:

spaceberryfeminist:

morismako:

magdalenarivera:


I’d like to report a crime…


#[whispers] titties


#LET THE MAN WEAR A SHIRT THAT FITS #motorboat

this man has a face like sunshine and a torso like hellfire

this is poetry

motorboat

middle-earth-superwholockian:

theroguefeminist:

spaceberryfeminist:

morismako:

magdalenarivera:

I’d like to report a crime…

 

this man has a face like sunshine and a torso like hellfire

this is poetry

motorboat

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heyfunniest:

Trying to make plans with your friends..

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lexdragon:

kill-me-or-smthng:

ironmanarlert:

someactorkid:

nerdycouture:

lukethreepwood:

littleradge:

celestialcow:

xcryinglighting:

Yes, I play videogames :)<3

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Yes, I drink coke. :) <3

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Yah i play vidya gaem 2

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Yes, I own a coffee table :)<3

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Yes, I use paper towels :)<3

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Yes, I use lamps :)<3

Yes, I murder my enemies and bathe in their blood :)<3

one is not like the others

yeah man who the fuck uses fucking lamps anymore

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